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First kiss: Neo
BFF: Ozpin
Rival: Cinder
First time: Nora V.
Lover: Neo
Married to: Blake
Betrayed by: Pyrrha
Killed by: Cinder
Died in the arms of: Neo

Dafuck happened here
[12:49:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: U man whore
[12:49:16 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: XD
[12:49:25 PM] Alexander J. Darkbreaker: ...wow
[12:49:43 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Hm.  Interesting.
[12:49:51 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: This one might be a bit more difficult
[12:50:03 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Since being pals with Ozpin implies that you're with the good guys
[12:50:07 PM] CompleteZero: Neo's
[12:50:08 PM] CompleteZero: A bit
[12:50:13 PM] CompleteZero: *ahem*
[12:50:23 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: As do the marrying Blake and first time being with Nora
[12:50:26 PM] CompleteZero: kiss stealer to be polite
[12:50:27 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: XD
[12:50:37 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Alright
[12:50:49 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: I'mma eat a bit more and then I'll see about cracking this case
[12:52:14 PM] CompleteZero: [12:49 PM] Tavris:

<<< Betrayed by: Pyrrha
Killed by: CinderMy wifey and the mother of my child killed you
[12:52:21 PM] CompleteZero: I CAN'T HELP IT
[12:52:24 PM] CompleteZero: THE SMUG
[12:52:28 PM] CompleteZero:  /IT IS HERE/
[12:53:04 PM] CompleteZero: it's like rei's revenge on me
[12:53:32 PM] Alexander J. Darkbreaker: PFFFFFFFT
[12:53:37 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: OKAY THEN
[12:53:42 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: >STORY TIEM
[12:53:45 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: >IT BEGINS
[12:53:54 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Your life has been unlucky to stay the least
[12:54:02 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You ran with the wrong crowd
[12:54:07 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You didn't good grades
[12:54:21 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And now you're a career criminal thanks to circumstances
[12:54:56 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Unfortunately
[12:55:08 PM | Edited 12:57:36 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Your boss is a tiny manipulative sadist
And her boss is even worse.  She's got the whole "hot bitch that wants to rule the world" vibe going on.  Of course, you've always had more ambition than good sense and want to take the operation over for yourself
[12:55:19 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Who could murder you if you even laid a hand on her
[12:55:22 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So that's great
[12:56:04 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And then after helping a guy rob Ozpin's place, you get caught by the Headmaster of Beacon himself and spend a bit of time in the slammer
[12:56:08 PM] Tavris: Being rivals with her kinda implies I had ambitions. Interesting implications.
[12:56:24 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: He's your only regular visitor
[12:56:38 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And he seems to empathize with your kinda crappy life
[12:57:51 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You two strike up a kind of friendship
[12:58:05 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: If for no other reason than that you're a bit sharper than the average two bit thug
[12:58:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You have a bit of the long view in mind
[12:58:23 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So Oz gives you an offer that's just two sweet to let up
[12:58:38 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: He'll pull some strings and let you out if you be his eyes and ears in the joint
[12:58:52 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: At this point, you're like why the hell not and agree
[12:59:08 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You get back and Cinder is immediately suspicious
[12:59:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: She was always sharp like that
[12:59:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: She has you go undercover at Beacon to keep an eye on Ozpin there
[12:59:50 PM] Tavris: WHILE ALSO BEING A TRIPLE AGENT FOR THE PATRIOTS
[12:59:54 PM] Tavris: > sorry, joking, go on
[1:00:07 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Which kinda sucks cuz now you A.  Can't really do your job for Oz and B. arent' really in a position to take advantage if the situation with her plans degrades
[1:00:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But it ain't all that bad
[1:00:27 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: There's a hyperactive little chick there who's kind of cute
[1:00:38 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And there's a bit of a mutual like that goes on for a while
[1:01:10 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But it gets clear that its never really gonna get better than that
[1:01:18 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Which suits you perfectly fine
[1:01:27 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Attachments would just get in the way of work
[1:01:36 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: ...
[1:01:47 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Of course, your crappy life isn't  gonna let that stand
[1:01:52 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So of course things get complicated
[1:02:09 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: With a faunas no less
[1:02:13 PM] CompleteZero: >BUT A LITTLE FUN NEVER HURT NOBODY EY EY EY
[1:02:41 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Who you get involved with by accidentally bumping into her whilst going off to give your immediate a boss a report on the situation
[1:02:56 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And  find out that she is a faunas in the first place!
[1:03:28 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well you let that tidbit slip in with your Boss Neo
[1:03:40 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Who is...starting to get very strangely comfortable with you
[1:04:00 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Like...
[1:04:07 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: She's giving you offers of casual sex comfortable
[1:04:10 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And of course
[1:04:14 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: More ambition than sense
[1:04:23 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So you accept and for a while have a fun time with her
[1:04:40 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And that's all well and good
[1:04:49 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But this thing with Blake is starting to get complicated
[1:05:01 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Feelings are starting to tip past that part of friendship
[1:05:02 PM] Seth the Mettaur3: Seems like you guys are having fun
[1:05:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Into something that you are not quite sure your comfortable with
[1:05:18 PM] Tavris: These feel more like games of Fiasco, really. XD It's entertaining
[1:05:42 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But before you know it your now in a relationship with her
[1:05:53 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Which makes this whole damn job a mess now
[1:06:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Cuz your sleeping with your boss on one side, betraying your organization to a pretty cool dude, and in love with a girl that you're pretty sure was an ex-terrorist at one point
[1:06:43 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And Cinder is getting more and more suspicious of you.
[1:07:28 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: The only thing that's holding her back from outright taking you out
[1:07:29 PM] Alexander J. Darkbreaker: [1:06 PM] Ulysses N. Owens:

<<< Cuz your sleeping with your boss on one side, betraying your organization to a pretty cool dude, and in love with a girl that you're pretty sure was an ex-terrorist at one pointA DAY IN THE LIFE OF REI
[1:07:43 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Is that there is no evidence that you're actually doing anythi g
[1:08:17 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Despite Neo's assurances that you are in fact quite loyal
[1:08:47 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well, the organization gets exposed and the teams are moving in for the killing blow
[1:08:57 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Although, kinda nice, you're on the side that isn't losing for once
[1:10:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well, not that they now at this point
[1:10:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: That is, until Pyrrha gets caught
[1:10:37 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And Cinder burns that little bit of information out of her
[1:10:43 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: ...
[1:10:44 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well shit
[1:10:50 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Cinder finds you
[1:11:11 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And when she's finished
[1:11:24 PM | Edited 1:11:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You know that you're definitely not going to survive
[1:11:36 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well, even if you die
[1:11:44 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Cinder and her whole plan is ultimately fucked over
[1:11:48 PM] Tavris: "I died as I lived...having no self-control whatsoever!"
[1:11:58 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: RWBY and the other teams are moving in for the kill
[1:12:06 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So you still get the last laugh
[1:12:16 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Tho that ain't much consolation when you've had the shit burned out of you
[1:12:31 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well, who should find you
[1:12:38 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But Boss Neo
[1:12:45 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Who pulls you onto her lap
[1:13:00 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And stays with you until you go
[1:13:06 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Weeping the whole time
[1:13:35 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Saying that you were probably the first guy that she had been with who wasn't just using her
[1:14:04 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: It's then that you realized why exactly she had offered that casual relationship
[1:14:08 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: She had a thing for you
[1:14:11 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Hm.
[1:14:17 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Well, s'a little late now
[1:14:25 PM] Tavris: Welp.
[1:14:27 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But at least you ain't dying alone
[1:14:40 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And this last view...it ain't that bad....
[1:14:55 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: The End
Tavris' RWBY Life Story
Copied from the annals of Skype.  The exploits of a certain GM's character as made up on the spot by myself. 

One of the members of a rather unfortunate gang of criminals that ended up siding with the wrong side. 
A born cynic who ended up in a series of unfortunate circumstances that eventually arrive at his untimely demise.

And all he really wanted was to be the guy in charge.

But, at least the ending was a bit happier than that other guy's...

:'D
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First Kiss: Blake
BFF: Pyrrha
Rival: Scarlet
First Time: Pyrrha
Lover: Pyrrha
Married To: Glenda
Betrayed By: Pyrrha
Killed By: Pyrrha
Died In The Arms Of: Pyrrha
[12:24:47 PM] *** Ulysses N. Owens cracks his literary knuckles ***
[12:24:55 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: IMMA WRITE THIS STORY
[12:24:57 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: WELL
[12:24:59 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: YOUR STORY
[12:25:44 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You are the husband of Glynda
[12:25:55 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And are sadly  involved in a rather cold, loveless marriage
[12:26:00 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: It hadn't always been this way
[12:26:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: There was a point where she was a different, better person
[12:26:20 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But those years are long gone
[12:26:32 PM] Tavris: Do I get one too
[12:26:38 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And now you're mostly alone with your wife spending a lot of time with her boss
[12:26:41 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: One at time plz
[12:26:42 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: XD
[12:27:09 PM] Alexander J. Darkbreaker: i don't think i like this story
[12:27:12 PM] Alexander J. Darkbreaker: D8
[12:27:19 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Anyways, being an assistant professor at Beacon you do get to interact a lot with many of the students there
[12:27:37 PM] James Crimson: Uh oh.
[12:27:53 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You're on particularly good terms with Blake and Pyrrha in particular
[12:28:20 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You suspect that Blake may or may not have a crush on you, which is a bit flattering and does make the days a bit easier
[12:28:26 PM] CompleteZero: [dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun]
[12:28:38 PM] James Crimson: VERY good terms
[12:28:50 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But after one private session where she makes advances upon you, you very firmly rebuff her
[12:29:12 PM] CompleteZero: '...BUT ONE LITTLE SMOOCHY SMOO WON'T HURT'
[12:29:14 PM] CompleteZero: 'HAHAHAHAHA 8D'
[12:29:19 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Of course you inform your wife what happened
[12:29:21 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: ...
[12:29:23 PM] CompleteZero: *shotdead*
[12:29:37 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: The setting of Fallout 3 would have been a better ending
[12:30:10 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: The marriage at this point has gone from loveless to straight up hostile
[12:30:25 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And yet she refuses to divorce you
[12:30:32 PM] James Crimson: Sh**
[12:30:41 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And as if that wasn't enough
[12:31:05 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You now get saddled with a particularly troublesome, abrasive student who makes your one solace (work) a nightmare
[12:31:24 PM] James Crimson: More sh**!
[12:31:35 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Your mental state quickly degrades to shit
[12:31:42 PM] James Crimson: Exactly
[12:31:55 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And as a way to perhaps ease some stress off of your life
[12:32:07 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: you begin speaking with Pyrrha more and more and giving her little bits of your situation
[12:32:14 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But not the marriage of course
[12:32:30 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Because glynda has always preferred your relationship on the down low
[12:32:43 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And you've always been a person respectful of other's wishes
[12:33:05 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So you allude and infer in the hope that she grasps the situation
[12:33:12 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Which she seems to do rather well
[12:33:28 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Being in a kind of one sided relationship of her own that leaves her increasingly frustrated and hurt
[12:34:04 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: After an especially poignant encounter with a guy working for Cinder
[12:34:08 PM] CompleteZero: >why does this keep happening to her
[12:34:21 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Pyrrha comes to your office and essentially has a complete and total meltdown
[12:35:00 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: On the same day that Glynda asks you to move out of your house
[12:35:02 PM] Tavris: > playing the world's smallest violin
[12:35:09 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Needless to say,
[12:35:23 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Two very hurt and confused people cross a very thin line
[12:36:03 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And enter into a clandestine relationship that has been the subject of many novels, films, and tv shows
[12:36:22 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: One the one hand what you're doing is killing you inside
[12:36:37 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: but on the other, you're actually in love with someone again
[12:37:02 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: In the shit hole that is your life, you found a beautifully brilliant diamond
[12:37:15 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But alas
[12:37:23 PM] CompleteZero: > many small violins join in
[12:37:33 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: As her name says, this paradise is only for fools
[12:38:15 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And she unknowingly tells Glynda of the entire situation
[12:38:30 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: This fallout leads to a fight between you and Glynda
[12:38:38 PM] James Crimson: Oh @#$#
[12:38:41 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: who in revenge broadcasts the relationship
[12:38:45 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Upon the internet
[12:38:57 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You are fired in record timing
[12:39:08 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Pyrrha loses many of her close friend
[12:39:10 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: s
[12:39:22 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And has her reputation tarnished
[12:39:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Now comes the real confrontation
[12:39:55 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: The point where the diamond that you once praised is now the dagger slowly but surely killing you
[12:40:11 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: There is an argument
[12:40:13 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: A fight
[12:40:24 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You wish that you had never met her
[12:40:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: You wish that she would just die
[12:40:43 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: That if you kill her maybe your life could go back to normal
[12:40:51 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: So Pyrrha kills you in self defense
[12:41:01 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: And you die in her arms, cursing the day you met her
[12:41:16 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: The end
[12:41:20 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: ...
[12:41:25 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Damn
[12:41:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Talk about a downer ending
[12:41:32 PM] James Crimson: 10/10

My life was a soap opera, it was a mercy kill
[12:41:45 PM] James Crimson: And damn, you're good at this.
[12:24:47 PM] *** Ulysses N. Owens cracks his literary knuckles ***

My life was a soap opera, it was a mercy kill
[12:41:45 PM] James Crimson: And damn, you're good at this.
Oh.
[12:44:19 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: OH
[12:44:21 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: OH MY GOD
[12:44:26 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: I KNOW WHY SHE HAD THE BREAKDOWN
[12:44:30 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: AND OH MY GOD ITS GREAT
[12:45:17 PM] James Crimson: Going out for a bit.
[12:45:26 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Aight!
[12:45:27 PM] CompleteZero: Later man!
[12:45:29 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: But CZ
[12:45:34 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Let's say that
[12:45:34 PM] CompleteZero: ...My death huh
[12:45:41 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: After you and Pyrrha's lil tryst
[12:45:45 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: She uh...
[12:45:56 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: Doesn't have her regular
[12:46:06 PM] *** Ulysses N. Owens is trying to be classy about this inference ***
[12:46:56 PM] Tavris: -AND THEN THEY FUCKED-
[12:47:02 PM] Tavris:  /classy tavris 2015
[12:47:44 PM] *** Ulysses N. Owens smacks Tavris over the head with a frozen Mackerel ***
[12:47:50 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: No you idiot
[12:47:53 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: She got pregnant
[12:47:55 PM] Ulysses N. Owens: XD
James Crimson's RWBY Life Story
Copied from the logs of Skype.  The exploits of :iconcrimson43:'s RWBY character as made up by me.

To make a short summary of it:

RIP

Destroyed the life of the most precious and kind redhead.
And trapped in a marriage with Glynda. 
Ultimately basically just destroyed his life and ended up hating his mistress (the only woman that he really loved).

Definitely the saddest of the bunch.

...

And I'd most definitely put him back through the whole ringer again!  8D
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Alright
[1:38:20 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: As a refresher for anyone who does not recall
[1:38:26 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: This is CZ's RWBY life
[1:38:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: First kiss: Neo
BFF: Sun
Rival: Ozpin
First time: Pyrrha
Lover: Pyrrha
Married to: Cinder
Betrayed by: Ironwood
Killed by: Yang
Died in the arms of: Ozpin
[1:39:12 PM] CompleteZero: help me, unsure how
[1:39:32 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Now then.
[1:39:36 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: LET US BEGIN
[1:39:50 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You were born in Vacuo
[1:39:57 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You were a big boy
[1:40:04 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: About 11 pounds at birth
[1:40:25 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Growing up, you didn't get picked on the schoolyard, you did the picking
[1:40:34 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And god help anyone that tried to show you backbone
[1:40:41 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Cuz you just beat that shit right out of them
[1:41:03 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Dad was a drunk that liked to beat on your mom.  And you.
[1:41:09 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You worked hard.
[1:41:12 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Buffed yourself up
[1:41:17 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Got in lots of fights
[1:41:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Enough so that when you were old enough, the last time he tried to hurt you and your mom, you put him in the hospital with the kind of broken bones that people don't recover from
[1:42:15 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: After that, Mom died of a broken heart
[1:42:24 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You still don't get how she could love that worthless fuck
[1:42:40 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You weren't taken with books or reading in school
[1:42:44 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you ended up a laborer
[1:43:04 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Problem is, there's way too many other basic laborer's in Vacuo and not enough job
[1:43:14 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Not that you liked honest work much anyways.
[1:43:25 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You could get more by roughing people up a little
[1:43:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you naturally started in doing shifty work
[1:43:52 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Mugging, robbing, occasionally breaking legs
[1:43:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Whatever got you money
[1:44:10 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You had a friend that worked the same kind of stuff
[1:44:20 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But he was a lot more clever and booksmart than you
[1:44:31 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And, well, better with people.
[1:45:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The two of you decided to pair up after a while
[1:45:29 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You were the muscle and he was the brains
[1:45:39 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Operation worked out pretty well
[1:45:51 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The pair of you did quite a few successful jobs
[1:46:42 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And after a while a couple others joined the pair of you
[1:46:53 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And before you knew it you were part of a nicely sized gang
[1:47:02 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The jobs (and the payouts) got bigger
[1:47:22 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Bank robberies, train heists, roughing up other gangs on behalf of others.
[1:48:04 PM] CompleteZero: [1:47 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens:

<<<  train heistsI imagine they went as well as the Let's Play guys' heists
[1:48:56 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You and the boys eventually massed yourselves a fairly impressive sum before too long
[1:49:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Enough to live on for a while without having pull jobs for a while at least
[1:50:07 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Then some weirdo in a funny lookin hat starts talking to the boss
[1:50:15 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The word 'partnership' gets thrown around a lot.
[1:50:48 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Apparently there's the opportunity for big money on the jobs that these guys are doing.
[1:50:58 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: A lot more than you and the boys have been getting on your own.
[1:51:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Noir seems reluctant, but you like the idea of having harder jobs
[1:51:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: These ones are just too easy anymore.
[1:52:13 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you and the boys pack up  and leave for Vale
[1:52:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The boat ride there is pretty long
[1:52:34 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You end up getting sick a lot
[1:52:49 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Though there's this blond Faunas kid on board
[1:52:53 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: A stowaway
[1:53:01 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: He reminds you a lot of yourself when you were younger
[1:53:04 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: ...
[1:53:08 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Well, other than the tail
[1:53:19 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And he's a nice person
[1:53:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But the two of you get along alright
[1:53:41 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: He helps you out on the occasions that Noir is busy talking with the new Bosses
[1:53:58 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Eventually, you get into Vale
[1:54:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And after swearing to never go onto the sea again
[1:54:33 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You and the boys are immediately put to work
[1:54:33 PM] CompleteZero: (THIS JACKASS)
[1:54:39 PM] CompleteZero: (THE OCEAN IS GREAT)
[1:54:41 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: It's a bit colder here in Vale
[1:54:48 PM] CompleteZero: (GO SWIM, OTHER ME)
[1:55:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But you suppose that it's alright
[1:55:32 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The jobs are a little tougher at least
[1:55:45 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The cops here actually put up a fight when they show up
[1:55:53 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And the pay is better
[1:56:06 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Though you aren't sure about hanging out with all these White Fang dicks
[1:56:15 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But after an incident or two
[1:56:27 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: They decide to give you a wide berth
[1:56:41 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Especially after giving one boar guy a concussion
[1:57:02 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The kind that makes a guy just drool as he stares at a wall
[1:57:47 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But the bosses seem fit to split you and the other boys up
[1:57:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Though Noir checks up on you often
[1:58:08 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You suppose that he's probably as close to you as anyone has been.
[1:58:51 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Eventually
[1:59:01 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You get an order down from the Big Boss
[1:59:26 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Lady with hair like smoke
[1:59:31 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Eyes like smouldering coals
[1:59:34 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She's quite the looker
[1:59:48 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But even a guy like you knows that she is not the kind of woman you fuck around with
[1:59:54 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Unless you want to die.
[2:00:33 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The job itself isn't too terribly hard
[2:00:42 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Break into some old guy's house
[2:00:59 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And then steal some shit from him.
[2:01:18 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Job goes off without a hitch
[2:03:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Noir gets pretty upset about the end result though
[2:03:50 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Apparently the guy you robbed is a big deal or something
[2:03:59 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Ozpun or some weird name like that
[2:04:08 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But the Boss Lady is pretty impressed
[2:04:19 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She gets you assigned from your currently shitty boss to a new boss
[2:04:45 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: A little gal that's all multicolored and fucking tiny as shit
[2:05:40 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But good god
[2:05:51 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You have never been as frightened of anyone as this chick
[2:06:08 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She is the kinda person that likes to muck with people's heads
[2:06:14 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And makes advances upon you
[2:06:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The kind that really make you uncomfortable
[2:06:47 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: A since she's the boss
[2:06:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: B cuz she's a fukken sadist
[2:07:05 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: C cuz she might kill you if you don't do your job well
[2:07:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But you keep doing jobs, occasionally seeing Noir
[2:07:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Eventually, a big job comes up
[2:08:08 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: A train heist to grab some military hardware
[2:08:33 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You, Noir and the rest of the boys are sent
[2:09:25 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The job goes off well at first
[2:09:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Until the two team of Hunters show up
[2:10:05 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Noir gets tangled with some blond
[2:10:12 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You get held up by a redhead
[2:10:18 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Damn she's good
[2:10:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She
[2:10:32 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Is kinda kicking your ass
[2:11:40 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Even though you're definitely stronger than her.
[2:11:45 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She's much smarter
[2:11:53 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: 'Course that ain't really saying much.
[2:12:08 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But she's cute
[2:12:13 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you flirt with her of course
[2:12:22 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Cuz you've always had your priorities straight
[2:12:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Especially when fighting the enemy
[2:12:46 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Then the White Fang shows up
[2:12:48 PM] CompleteZero: [2:10 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens:

<<<  redhead(YEAH ME, YOU GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET)
[2:13:03 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And everyone decides that maybe teaming up would be the best option
[2:13:10 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Course with this many good fighters
[2:13:12 PM] CompleteZero: (ACROSS DIMENSIONS, WE NEVER CHANGE)
[2:13:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Those stupid fuckos got their asses handed to them
[2:13:52 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You and the boys then make off with the hardware as Noir stays back behind to buy the rest of you some time
[2:13:58 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You aren't particularly worried about him tho
[2:14:02 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: He'll be fine
[2:14:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: He's fucking sharp, and there ain't no prison made that could possibly hold that bastard.
[2:14:54 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: In the meantime you decide to find out about that redhead
[2:14:58 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Since she was pretty cute
[2:15:03 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Even encounter her once or twice
[2:15:09 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Course she fights you
[2:15:18 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Once or twice maybe kicked your ass
[2:15:22 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But that's okay
[2:15:30 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You like the kind of woman that can kick your ass
[2:15:40 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Especially a redheaded one
[2:16:00 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Welp, sounds like she's having boy troubles with a guy she likes
[2:16:05 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And you offer an ear to listen
[2:16:07 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Sort of
[2:16:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Cuz really you're not good for anything much other than fighting
[2:16:27 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Or messing people up
[2:16:49 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But you do your best to help her out, since she is pretty attractive and seems to have a bit of a thing for you
[2:16:58 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Eventually, one thing kinda leads to another
[2:17:05 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And there's a pretty nice night had
[2:17:18 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Tho, after that, she avoids you, as if really embarrassed
[2:17:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You don't really mind all that much
[2:17:47 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: After all, you aren't really cut out for stuff like relationships and junk
[2:17:52 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You're just a fighter
[2:18:13 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: In the meantime, the Boss Lady has been giving you more and more 'special' jobs
[2:18:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: That is, the kind of jobs where you send the guy cuz you know he ain't smart enough to realize that what he's doing is really fucking dangerous
[2:18:57 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But you dont' really mind much
[2:19:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: They're pretty dang fun
[2:19:29 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Especially when you get to fight strong people
[2:19:57 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Before you know it
[2:20:05 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You're spending a lot of time with the Boss Lady
[2:20:17 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Cinder, you finally find out her name is
[2:20:24 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: After working for her for a couple months
[2:20:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: ...
[2:20:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: That probably should have been something you learned earlier, isn't it?
[2:20:47 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Whatever
[2:21:07 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She's great looking (obviously)
[2:21:12 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And holy shit is she sharp
[2:21:16 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Maybe sharper than Noir
[2:21:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You're not really sure
[2:21:30 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Since you're hardly the best judge of intelligence
[2:22:03 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Eventually, you realize you're starting to grow a bit sweet on her
[2:22:35 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Right about the time that you're both sleeping with each other
[2:22:37 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: ...
[2:22:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Hm.
[2:22:46 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: This might make things complicated.
[2:23:05 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Cuz y'see
[2:23:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: A little after the time Noir got the job offer from that Roman guy
[2:23:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You got an offer from some armchair General up from Atlas
[2:23:47 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Irontree?
[2:23:52 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Tinwood?
[2:23:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Something like that
[2:24:03 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Metal and something with sticks
[2:24:19 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But he gave you an offer to keep an eye on this whole operation for some big money
[2:24:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You took it
[2:25:03 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And have kinda been a double agent the whole time you've been working for these guys
[2:25:10 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So that might have something to do with it.
[2:25:41 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But you're having second thoughts about this
[2:25:57 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you start feeding that asshat some false info about the goings on
[2:26:15 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Welp
[2:26:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: It might have been a good idea to uh...stop that whole arrangement
[2:26:34 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Because Cinder finds out about it
[2:26:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And she is not pleased
[2:26:39 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: ...
[2:26:50 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She burned the last guy alive that didn't please her
[2:27:02 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The ice cream girl isn't happy either
[2:27:15 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: They decide to inform you that you're essentially being fired
[2:27:17 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: ...
[2:27:32 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Through the creative application of high powered fire arms
[2:27:35 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And explosions
[2:28:22 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Well, it all ain't quite enough to hurt you much
[2:28:32 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you decide maybe it's best to levae at this point
[2:28:43 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Might get a chance to explain everything to Cinder later
[2:28:44 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: ...
[2:28:48 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Though you kinda doubt that
[2:29:21 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you're hightailing it outta the base
[2:29:35 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: When apparently those hunter teams from earlier start moving in on the bunch
[2:30:23 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Looks like the end is coming up
[2:30:33 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You rethink leaving
[2:30:46 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Cinder should be informed about this
[2:30:51 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Well on your way back
[2:30:59 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You run into that blond from the train hesit
[2:31:06 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And then you finally meet the person
[2:31:26 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: The one fight you don't walk away from
[2:31:32 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: She's just too strong for you
[2:31:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Beats the shit out of you
[2:31:50 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: First time in your life anyone was ever able to do that
[2:31:54 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Hm.
[2:31:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Damn.
[2:32:11 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Makes the whole 'warn the Boss Lady plan' pretty hard to fulfill
[2:32:14 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But what the hell
[2:32:19 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You do your best
[2:32:30 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Even if you gotta crawl about on the floor
[2:32:45 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You actually manage to get around pretty well
[2:32:49 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Nearly there for her
[2:32:59 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: When that guy whose home you robbed
[2:33:06 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Uzpin
[2:33:09 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Shows up
[2:33:19 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You're pretty sure he's pitying your situation
[2:33:22 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Well fuck him
[2:33:28 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Stupid uppity bastard
[2:33:30 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Standing around
[2:33:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Looking smug with this stupid green suit
[2:33:45 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You spit on his shoe at one point
[2:33:51 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You miss and hit his paints
[2:33:55 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: Even better
[2:33:59 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You hope the blood stains
[2:34:17 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: He asks you about the plans that Cinder had
[2:34:24 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: All the usual interrogation crap
[2:34:38 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You tell him to (not so nicely) go procreate with himself
[2:35:53 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: In the end he basically just kinda watches you, dying on the floor
[2:35:56 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And you glare at him
[2:36:01 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: You'd flip him off
[2:36:13 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: But your fingers on the one hand are broken
[2:36:18 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And you can't feel your other hand
[2:36:35 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: So you tell him that you'd rob him again in a pinch
[2:36:37 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: And then die
[2:36:44 PM] Ulyssia N. Owens: THE END
CZ's RWBY Life Story
Copied from the logs on Skype.  The exploits of :iconcomplete-zero: 's RWBY character as made up by me. 

The story of a not so bright criminal with a serious attitude problem.
And who has really bad taste in women.
No, like seriously it kills him.
:'D

But uh...
GG WP
10/10
He'd prolly do it all over agin.
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UnKnOwN ErRoR $%^*
You feel a presence near you...

W.D. Gaster is not my creation, Undertale and all the characters associated with it are owned by Toby Fox.
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“...”
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“......”
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“...Uhmm...”
“Hm?  What is it, Alyss-taichou?”
“Well...we've been wandering around for the past year and a month or so...  I don't think we're going to find 'entertainment' this way.”  She hadn't thought that the Black Hades was this big really.  Unless they had been wandering around in circles.
“No, it's not that we haven't found anyone.  We just haven't progressed from the point in time that the lazy author left us.”
“Eh?!  What do you mean?!  And who is this 'Author'?!”
“A lazy man with no real prospects in his future.  Such an unimportant matter aside, we've essentially been in a kind of mental stasis since the last strip.  So actually, no real time has passed at all.  We're basically right where we started.”
The Bomber made a pained expression.  “I uhh...  Don't really get what you're saying...  So, we haven't found anyone...?”  An eyebrow rose, hoping that this would get an answer that wouldn't make her head hurt.
“This is a correct summation.  I suppose that I have stalled long enough.”  Ulysses then beckoned over to what looked like the set of Regis and Kelly.
“Eh?!  When the heck did all that stuff get there?!”
“Hm?  That's always been there.”  
Alyss looked worriedly at the set then back to the blank faced Agent.  Man, this guy was just...  Weird.
Ulysses seated himself upon the chair on the left, leaving his younger companion the seat on the right.  He gave an approving nod as the girl placed herself, the set suddenly coming to life.
“Thank you, our three or four viewers that have no life beyond the internet.  Welcome to the Division Omega show.”
“Hey!  Don't start right off by insulting our audience!”
“I am Ulysses Nathanael Owens, and will be one of your hosts alongside my co-host Alyss Baraen.  This show was made to...”  There was a long pause.  That grew longer.  And longer.  And longer.  Alyss glanced over at Ulysses, feeling a bit of trepidation.  The Agent shifted slightly in his seat.
“...”
“...”
“...Forgive me.  I suffer from stage fright.”
Alyss now had an expression to match his.  Ulysses then drew out a piece of folded paper.
“...was made to parody the workings of the Division, and have characters behaving in an outrageous manner for the amusement of the membership.  The Author takes no responsibility for his actions or satirical portrayal of any person or persons associated with the Division.  Because, and I do quote, NO ONE CAN STOP ME, AHAHAHAHAHA!”  Ulysses then folded the piece of paper and placed it back within his pocket.  
“...”  Alyss's expression had yet to change.
“I hope that you enjoy our efforts to please you.”
The Division Omega Show (BACK FROM THE DEAD)
In which space and time are horrifically and totally disregarded, Alyss is befuddled, and Ulysses makes fun of me.  Hopefully just the very first in a long line of an ideally hilarious series.  Shot out to :Kigurou-Enkou: for looking this piece over and assuaging me that I wasn't butchering her beloved character.  :'D  Always good to hear on an initial writing.  Anywho, hope that you all enjoy this as much as I did writing this!  :D
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Happy birthday
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Thank you kindly!  :D
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Happy Birthday!
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Thanks for the watch :3
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Thanks for the watch, man! ^^
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Quite welcome!  I actually had thought that I was already watching you!  XD  Then I started to wonder why I hadn't gotten any notifications concerning you, and sure enough...XD
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Naha, same. I was fairly certain I'd added you, but when I hopped over to say thanks, saw I wasn't.

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